Mike Brown's Juggalodown
by Mike Brown [mikebrown@slugmag.com]
Issue 235 / July 2008 More from this Issue
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MMFCL Ninjas! Woop woop!
Juggalo Glossary
Like all subcultures in our society,Juggalos have their own brand of slang.With the help of GFC, Chaos and CJ, Ihave put together this loose Glossary. I’llgive the definition then use the word in asentence.
Neden = Pussy: "I sure hope that nedendoesn’t make me itch, this makeup isitchy enough."
Woop! Woop! = "What’s up" greeting:"Woop! Woop! You want fries with that?"Fresh = Cool: "Woop! Woop! Fresh kicks,son!"
Stale = Lame: "That neden was totallystale, just like this Radiohead CD."Scrubbin’ = Dirty, ghetto: "That fixed gearbike be scrubbin’, man."
Ninja = Homie; popular greeting amongstJuggalos: "Stay up, Ninja."
Killa = Another homie greeting, kind of likeNinja: "You’re tight, Killa."
Shangri-La = ICP interpretation of heaven;has some spiritual meaning to someJuggalos but is open to interpretation: "Allclowns go to Shangri-La, bro."
Hell’s Pit = Opposite of Shangri-La: "Allclowner-downers go to Hell’s Pit, bro."Clowner-downer = I made this one up butyou guys should use it for anyone whoharshes on the ICP. "Why do you gotta besuch a clowner-downer?"
JIT = Acronym for "Juggalo in Training":"As soon as that kid turns eight I’ll quitcalling him a JIT."
Clown Love = Pretty much what it says:"Show some clown love, G."
MMFCL = Much Mutha Fuckin’ ClownLove, an acronym for texting purposes,popular saying of affection betweenJuggalos. "MMFCL, BRB, LOL call melater."
Wicked Shit = Musical classification ofJuggalo-related bands: "I like Morrisseyand all, but he’s no wicked shit."
Chicken = Redneck: "Who’s goin’ chickenhuntin’?"
Juggalette = Female Juggalo: "You’dmake one fine Juggalette, sweet-tits."
Hatchet Man = The PsychopathicRecord label logo, worn on chainnecklaces and such, helps Juggalosdistinguish each other and makes apopular tattoo amongst Juggalos: "SweetHatchet Man! Can I borrow five dollars?"
Hatchet Gear = any clothing items relatedto ICP or the Hatchet Man logo: "You lookfresh in your Hatchet Gear, kid!"
Horror-Core=Self-described music genreof the Psychopathic Record label that theICP and other bands belong to: "Goin’ tothe horror-core show? Gonna be good,bro!"
Juggalo Glossary
Like all subcultures in our society,Juggalos have their own brand of slang.With the help of GFC, Chaos and CJ, Ihave put together this loose Glossary. I’llgive the definition then use the word in asentence.
Neden = Pussy: "I sure hope that nedendoesn’t make me itch, this makeup isitchy enough."
Woop! Woop! = "What’s up" greeting:"Woop! Woop! You want fries with that?"Fresh = Cool: "Woop! Woop! Fresh kicks,son!"
Stale = Lame: "That neden was totallystale, just like this Radiohead CD."Scrubbin’ = Dirty, ghetto: "That fixed gearbike be scrubbin’, man."
Ninja = Homie; popular greeting amongstJuggalos: "Stay up, Ninja."
Killa = Another homie greeting, kind of likeNinja: "You’re tight, Killa."
Shangri-La = ICP interpretation of heaven;has some spiritual meaning to someJuggalos but is open to interpretation: "Allclowns go to Shangri-La, bro."
Hell’s Pit = Opposite of Shangri-La: "Allclowner-downers go to Hell’s Pit, bro."Clowner-downer = I made this one up butyou guys should use it for anyone whoharshes on the ICP. "Why do you gotta besuch a clowner-downer?"
JIT = Acronym for "Juggalo in Training":"As soon as that kid turns eight I’ll quitcalling him a JIT."
Clown Love = Pretty much what it says:"Show some clown love, G."
MMFCL = Much Mutha Fuckin’ ClownLove, an acronym for texting purposes,popular saying of affection betweenJuggalos. "MMFCL, BRB, LOL call melater."
Wicked Shit = Musical classification ofJuggalo-related bands: "I like Morrisseyand all, but he’s no wicked shit."
Chicken = Redneck: "Who’s goin’ chickenhuntin’?"
Juggalette = Female Juggalo: "You’dmake one fine Juggalette, sweet-tits."
Hatchet Man = The PsychopathicRecord label logo, worn on chainnecklaces and such, helps Juggalosdistinguish each other and makes apopular tattoo amongst Juggalos: "SweetHatchet Man! Can I borrow five dollars?"
Hatchet Gear = any clothing items relatedto ICP or the Hatchet Man logo: "You lookfresh in your Hatchet Gear, kid!"
Horror-Core=Self-described music genreof the Psychopathic Record label that theICP and other bands belong to: "Goin’ tothe horror-core show? Gonna be good,bro!"
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Posted on October 14, 2009 by Patrick Martin
im goin to the horror-core show bro! lol hell na dude. MCL
Posted on December 11, 2009 by Swamii
I'm gonna thug, I'm gonna smoke, I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna walk up on you and bust you in the MF eye, I'm Gonna Ride to the End Ball till I Fall
Posted on January 5, 2010 by Hatchetwerk
Juggalo ryda til i die whoop whoop
Posted on January 13, 2010 by Ninja 4 Life
You can hate cause we dont give a fuck MWCL
Posted on January 17, 2010 by darkklownkilla28
I'll always have juggalo family no matter where you are. WHOOP WHOOP
Posted on February 5, 2010 by JuggalotillIDIE90
hey man if you hatin then FUCK YOU but if u cool then mmfwcl
Posted on February 9, 2010 by gooch
faggit!!!
Posted on February 10, 2010 by TwiztidCheddarz
MMFCL fuckin haters can eat a dick but that article was fresh ive still got the slug magizine with this article in it
Posted on March 12, 2010 by Victoria
MMFWCL. All about being a lo' of lette'. Stay True
Posted on April 13, 2010 by haley
MMFCL thats all you can say...
Posted on April 23, 2010 by Jaysinmjs
http://www.MyJuggaloSpace.com
Posted on April 29, 2010 by Dalton Todd
hey yall keep it wicket for life whoop-whoop mmfwcl
Posted on April 29, 2010 by ando
you dumb motherfuckers need to get a life you say your crazy but all you do is scream family, drink faygo, talk shit and smell like it get a fuckin life all you need the axe passed right at your fuckin head, you dumbasses and i know your gonna say well if you dont like it then dont read it well i didnt read it i hate juggalos and the ugly fat ass juggalettes ya'll need to quit talkin violence and actually do something ok. oh yeah whoop-whoop!
Posted on May 8, 2010 by MM
As to the people who claim we smell and drink too much. I'm a juggalette, work full-time and support myself. Along with paying my way through college. Yeah, I'm intelligent as well. I don't drink every night and I do shower daily. I work out everyday along with the showering too keep in shape because i have a juggalo boyfriend who i like to keep happy. And I am crazy. So, whoop whoop with the article. Fuck the motherfucker who is hating on the family. Clown love.
Posted on June 1, 2010 by bethany
whoop whoop! i agree with MM i'm a juggalette n i'm not fat or ugly i shower daily so we don't smell like shit. u need to stop talkin' shit cuz u don't kno what the hell ur talkin' about. this is our life fuck da haters. MMFWCL
Posted on June 30, 2010 by Zach
Great story. I liked it very much. Good job on diving into the scene; counter culture at its' best. Isn't it cool how they were so polite to the writer? Whoop! whoop!
Posted on July 4, 2010 by jESTER
Whoop mutha fackin whoop! Mmfjl homiez!!
Posted on August 9, 2010 by Dakota
WFCL nice article dawg, and to tha hataz that b haten, FUCC YU.. but as for my fam MMFWCL
Posted on August 9, 2010 by Dakota
WFCL nice article dawg, and to tha hataz that b haten, FUCC YU.. but as for my fam MMFWCL
Posted on August 10, 2010 by Brett Bourassa
1375 union street bangor maine haters feel free and make a move cuz u aint fucking with my fam
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