Soaperhero
Newcastle and Sapporo Bar Soap
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It’s well known that Soaperhero’s Chelsea Petrich is a brewing genius—of lip balms and bar soaps, that is. I’ve been obsessed with her novelty items ever since I bought my first Fruity Pebbles lip balm from her three years ago at Craft Sabbath, and I now own nearly every flavor she’s ever crafted, from Boo-Berry to Pancakes & Syrup. The Newcastle and Sapporo Bar Soaps were my first taste of Soaperhero’s many beer-inspired hygiene products, which have included Hefeweizen, Guinness and Wasatch Brewing Co.’s Polygamy Porter and Devastator in their recipe repertoire. One whiff of the Sapporo Soap and you’re sitting down to some brews and sake at your favorite sushi joint, with notes of rice hitting your saliva glands like a meteor impact on Hoover Dam. I might be a little biased on the Newcastle—it’s already one of my favorite brown ales—but Petrich has somehow combined the scent of chocolate cake and freshly baked bread to create a latherable doppelgänger to this classy English ale that’s got me drinking in the shower. I highly suggest you put down the pint glass and pick up some Soaperhero come bath time—no shards of glass to pick out of your feet and there’s no scent sexier than a high-class brew. –Esther Meroño

Walnut Studios
Frame Cinch
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Now, I’m no talented cyclist by any means, but I will say I have gotten pretty good at concealing, crushing and stashing booze while riding. So when I saw this gem from Walnut Studios, it was pretty much the raddest thing to happen to my drinking game since the hip flask. These one-of-a-kind, hand-made leather holders will set you back $24, but for the craft and quality, I will say it’s worth it. I didn’t notice any structural flaws with the leather, but if you want to play it safe, I’d deck out a sturdy six-pack of your own so you don’t have to worry about that ripping on you. Otherwise, the straps stood strong and it wasn’t too inconvenient on my legs. If the six-pack strap isn’t enough for you, I recommend checking out their Etsy store where you can find a bunch of other sick leather booze tools for cruising this summer.  –Tyler Makmell