SLUG: He's a team player.
CC: Yeah but at the same time Ricky will spend the most time trying to hook up with the main one. And then at the last minute he'll be like, "Okay I'll take one for the team."
SLUG: If you add up all of the chicks that the band has banged combined, except for Brett, and then add up all the chicks that Brett has banged, who's banged more chicks?
CC: Brett, Ricky and Bobby are all up there. If anything I have the deficit because I'm always trying to be in relationships and then finding out the girls I'm with are busy screwing everyone else.
SLUG: Oh Man!
CC: It's been a nightmare like that, but we are all growing up a little bit, we don't do that as much.
SLUG: Wanna do some word association?
CC: If I have to, yeah.
SLUG: You don't have to.
CC: Go ahead.
SLUG: George Bush.
CC: Uh, Mad Magazine.
SLUG: Georgia's bush.
CC: I don't get that.
SLUG: First thing that comes to your head.
CC: I don't know.
SLUG: Alright, Viagra.
CC: New hope.
CC: Fun times!
SLUG: Butt Plug.
CC: Necessary evil.
SLUG: Sell out.
CC: Me, unfortunately, at times.
SLUG: This is another question I asked Warrant; has anyone in the band ever gotten diarrhea while playing?
CC: Me, I've had it more than once. There's times when you'd do a certain illegal substance, and it would make you have to go, there's been many times. Not now, I've cleaned up my act. But 15 years ago there would be times I'd have someone go into a drum solo so I could go to the bathroom.
SLUG: That's cool!
CC: It isn't cool, it's a nightmare. When I have a broken string, it's important but it's not that important. But when you feel like you're going to shit yourself in front of 20,000 people, suddenly the urgency to stop that show becomes extremely important.
SLUG: Do you think that god could create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it?
CC: Don't ask me that! I'm trying to stay sober! I mean, that's a great question but I'm retarded! If I had that type of knowledge I wouldn't have had any problems in my life in the first place. But that's a good question, especially coming from the man who told me about the Ambush Paddington.
SLUG: Has anyone in the band that you know of ever made love to a grapefruit?
CC: I don't know, but when I was a kid, I heard a story about a honeybaked ham. Like they removed the bone. But I don't know if I dreamt that or if it was a member of the band. And I thought that was pretty odd until the American Pie movie with the apple pie. Kids will stick their dicks in anything around the house when they're young. No wonder the dog was always running away from my brother. Ha! Ha!