Brodie Says

By Brodie Hammers
Brodiehammers@slugmag.com

1. Brodie's got 75 friends on Myspace and counting. Think you got what it takes to be Brodie's Boy? Probably not, but you can go to Myspace and find out. Be sure to check out Brodie's blog while you're there. 2. Have you seen that new fucking monstrosity at Fairmont? Have you wondered why some artsy-fartsy fucks that don't skate would put that thing there? Well, Brodie has. And Brodie is thinking that they could have spent the moolah to help keep TVs out of the big bowl by paying immigrants to keep that place clean for the amount they spent on that fucking thing. Or, at least, put lights around the goddamned park, so less gaying off and more skating goes on there at night. Now when you set up for a Fairmont fly out, you have to deal with that piece of shit in the corner of your eye.

3. Number two reminds me that just because you skate doesn't make you an artist. Put that on a slim fit tee and sell it for $40.

4. Will there be any decent local skateboard video premiers this fall? Brodie is guessing the answer is a great big "fuck no."

5. Jarred Smith got back from California. Brodie has no idea what or who he did there, or if he's going back.

6. Brodie thinks that SLC is long due for its own version of the Wet Boy Crew, but Brodie wants to call it The International Swordfighters of Salt Lake Association.

7. Rumor has it that Mike Hays finally moved to Seattle after talking about it for five years. Good luck to him in the soggy city of depression and Starbucks.

8. Brodie thinks that Mike Brown is a total faggot.

9. E-mail Brodie if you have some shit to say.

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