Brodie Says

BY BRODIE HAMMERS

1. Milo sport has made a video of thier skate team. It will not be premiered at X dance but you can buy it at Milo for only $10.

2. Art and skateboarding are soon to colide near the SLUG offices at the unknown gallery. Once agian Brodie says just because you skateboard doesn't make you an artist.

3. Rumors are circulating about Fairmont recieving some well needed illumination. It's cold as fuck at night time anyway so if the park gets lights it probably won't be for a while.

4. Will lights at Fairmont scare away the local homosexuals that frequent the park at night looking for $5 hand jobs? Once again, time will tell.

5. Brodie has 102 friends on myspace. Most of which are underage girls. Please don't try to be brodies friend unless you are a girl over the age of 18. I'm trying to stay out of trouble.

6. If it stays this cold Brodie predicts the triumphant return of the snowskate. Somebody please make a decent snowskate video. Nobody's done that yet.

7. Zack Hammer's new year's resolutions: switch KF Blunt reg KF out dracula rail. Watch out!

8. Frequent watering hole for many SLC skaters, Todd's Bar and Grill, is now called Nate's. Weird.

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