Issue 254 - February 2010

Consumer Education

From Issue 197, May 2005
In today's fast-paced world, it's easy to drown in the shitty seas of capitalism while trying to purchase frivolous items needed to contain our boredom between eating, shitting and fucking. Basically, that's what we are all on this planet to do, right? Eat, shit, fuck. The rest is just killing time between the next fabulous meal and all three at the same time if you're lucky.

Skate Rant

From Issue 7, July 1989
Okay kids, time to play again, skate literature 101 is back. Official U of U rules: it’s ok to skate on campus, but all four wheels must remain on the ground, and prosecutors will be violated.

This Is Your Scene

From Issue 20, August 1990
A lot has happened this month. Let’s concern ourselves with our skating and have a retrospective look. July 2, 1990: Ogden, Utah. Of all places, I never thought pros would ever do a demo in Ogden. It’s so cosmopolitan. But Mike Valley, Ed Templeton, Fex Aguelles, and Chris Pastras were there to skate for all of us Jonesers.

Cuatros En Cinco

From Issue 197, May 2005
Amador has just come from the Phoenix Am, where SLC's own Adam Dyet swept the show. Lizard managed to finagle a small portion of the prize money with a burly gap to car to roll in. While in AZ, Dave bumped into, original Z-Boy, Aaron Scott, out on his new Z-flex campaign. Aaron is a friend of mine and happens to be one of the coordinators behind this Mexican caravan towards the sickest secret pool south of the border: The Show Bowl in Cuatro Casas, Mexico.

Classic Local CD Reviews

This month we're running vintage local CD reviews from Bob Moss, The Corleones, Die Monster Die, Gaza, Le Force, The Legendary Porch Pounders, Magstatic, Nolens Volens, Purr Bats, Riverbed Jed, Thunderfist, Tolchock Trio, Tragic Black, The Unlucky Boys, The Used, Vile Blue Shades and The Wolfs.

Classic National CD Reviews

This month we're running vintage national music reviews from the likes of The Black Keys, The Bouncing Souls, Fugazi, MF Doom, Nirvana, The Pixies, Rancid, Sage Francis, Subhumans, Wesley Willis, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and many more.

National CD Reviews

Our web exclusive current national CD reviews include albums from The Clipse, Fashawn, Franz Nicolay, Freelance Whales, Local Natives, Outbreak, Twin Tigers and many more.

Dear Dickheads

After all these years, people still hate us. That'll happen if you're a disgusting, disease-infested, crack-smoking, beer-drinking dickhead like us. Check out this all new edition of Dear Dickheads.