He’s Got a Fake Leg and He Knows How to Use It

He’s Got a Fake Leg and He Knows How to...
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The morning of the Warped Tour, I woke up in bed being handed a nice hot cup of coffee by my girlfriend. This was pretty strange to me. I say this because more often than not, “Thanks for the coffee darling,” isn’t being uttered when I wake up, but something closer to, “Who are you?