Meeting Catie was what we imagine a blind date to be like. Our palms were sweaty and we weren’t quite sure what to say. Luckily, we didn’t fuck it up too much, and she ended up liking us enough to stick around and become our Social Media Coordinator. We like Catie because she loves pizza and blasting anything metal and loud, but we like her for a lot of other reasons, too. Catie is full of crass wit for days. Little does she know how happy she keeps us with her snarky social-media comments about things such as the weather, not wearing pants, refusing to be an adult and more. Without Catie, our social sites wouldn’t be nearly as charming. During the day, you can find Catie working at Graywhale, giving dirty looks to little tweens or ranting and raving about something worth ranting and raving about on the Internet. She’s our dream girl, really. She’s also from Montana. Not sure what that has to do with anything, but we like the way it sounds.