Top 5 Movies Of 2013

Film Reviews

 

Top 5 Foreign Films:
1. The Grandmaster
2. Populaire
3. From Up On Poppy Hill
4. No
5. Blue is the Warmest Color

 

Top 5 Reasons to Never Have Kids:
1. The Smurfs 2
2. Jack the Giant Slayer
3. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
4. Planes
5. Free Birds
Top 5 Reasons to Reverse the Vasectomy:
1. Frozen
2. Monsters University
3. The Croods
4. Despicable Me 2
5. Epic

 

Top 5 Films Adapted From Novels:
1. Frozen
2. Austenland
3. Oz: The Great and Powerful
4. Warm Bodies
5. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

 

Top 5 Remaining Popcorn Movies of 2013:
1. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
2. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
3. Saving Mr. Banks
4. 47 Ronin
5. Grudge Match

 

Top 5 Remaining Potential Award-Winning Films of 2013:
1. The Wolf of Wall Street
2. Her
3. American Hustle
4. Out of the Furnace
5. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

 

Top 5 Most Anticipated Films of 2014:
1. Guardians of the Galaxy (07.31)
2. X-Men: Days of Future Past (05.23)
3. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (04.04)
4. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (07.18)
5. Godzilla (05.16)

 

Top 5 Movie Quotes:
1. “Fuck yo house, Franco!” (This Is The End)
2. “My name is… Khan.” (Star Trek Into Darkness)
3. “I loved you in ‘A Christmas Story,’ by the way.” (Iron Man 3)
4. “I saw it in a porno-graphy.” (The Hangover: Part 3)
5. “Hey, it is our basic human right to be fuck-ups.” (The World’s End)

 

Top 5 Pleasant Surprises:
1. Olympus Has Fallen
2. Beautiful Creatures
3. Warm Bodies
4. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
5. The Hangover: Part 3

 

Top 5 Disappointments:
1. Only God Forgives
2. Identity Thief
3. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
4. White House Down
5. Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

 

Top 5 Worldwide Money Makers (as of 11.20.13):
1. Iron Man 3 ($1,215,439,994)
2. Despicable Me 2 ($916,090,780)
3. Fast & Furious 6 ($788,679,850)
4. Monsters University ($743,384,524)
5. Man of Steel ($662,845,518)