How dare you write such a disgusting article about my husband!? Don’t any of you idiots even think about what you are saying?! Or are you too drunk and have lost too many brain cells from doing crack. That article was completely inappropriate and juvenile! Colt Bowden is a good person and is not a disgusting disease infested ass like Tully or you editors who let this article even print! I want Tully fired!! He was completely drunk when he did this interview and I am guessing his state wasn’t different when he wrote the article... How dare he say those things about my husband!! He even affected me when he put the picture of my husband and I and put that disgusting quote under it. What is wrong with you people?! We didn’t do anything to you and we get burned. Its disgusting. You all are disgusting. Your magazine is a joke and you are all pathetic drunk idiots. —Colt’s Wife
Well c’mon now, you really mean all that stuff? You are gonna’ get us in trouble with the man, snitchin’ about our usage of “party favors”. Im coming down right now from smoking my last crack rock and I gotta’ respond to this? Bummer man. Give me a minute to come down and I will finish this response in a second…ok im ready. It may look bad to you, but we have heard nothing but great things about Tully’s story from almost everyone who has read it. Come to think of it, besides the deep penetration into Colt’s life experiences, I can see no insults or attacks on him personally (well besides the question about him being known as an annoying one upper snake, which, may I remind you, he didn’t deny). I think more than anything you needed an outlet for your suppressed views on that part of society that is still having fun with life. We’re ok with that. Words can do lots of things. Let me flip this back on you:
"How wonderful that you write such a fantastic article about my husband!? Do any of you angels understand how divine your words are?! Or are you so filled with humility and grace? That article was completely amazing and scholarly! Colt Bowden is a disease infested ass and not a reputable person like Tully or you editors who let this article print! I want Tully promoted!! He was completely on point when he did this interview and I am guessing his state wasn’t different when he wrote the article… How could he not say those things about my husband!! He even affected me when he put the picture of my husband and I and put that super quote under it. How are you so decent?! We didn’t do anything to you and we get praised. It’s a blessing. You all are amazing. Your magazine is great and you are all worthwhile trustworthy people."
Words. Silly silly words.