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s a former vegetarian of 12 years (the last four as a pescatarian), Iam still reveling in my recent return to the land of carnivores. Everymenu has become a wonderland of murderous choices. Aside fromthe occasional fine dining spot and ghetto ethnic hole in the wall, mostof the meat I eat is a little disappointing. The chicken too dry, the beeftoo tough or just plain flavorless and pork that tastes rancid. … read more

Pizzeria 712

Pizzeria 712
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Have you ever found yourself in Utah County around 6 P.M.surrounded by a wasteland of strip malls, cheap burger jointsand row after row of cookie cutter houses and thought toyourself, “I’m hungry and I’m in Happy Valley; where the hellam I going to eat?” Well, I found a place, and it’s in Orem, noless. … read more

Food Review: Red Rock

Food Review: Red Rock
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With craft beer sales at an all-time high, micro-breweries are finally being recognized nationwide, but one would never think Utah would be “The Place” to find a proper pub. Although Utah may rank lowest in beer consumption in the United States, the RedRock Brewing Co. team hasn’t had a problem gaining national acclaim for their brews. … read more

Brewvies Review

Brewvies Review
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I decided to review my one favorite spots to grab a beer with friends, bullshit a little, and if I’m hungry, order some eats. Plus, in my opinion, it’s the best place to watch a movie in town. With all that extra leg room and no kids, how could you not love it? That’s right, I went to Brewvies. … read more

The Cheesecake Factory

The Cheesecake Factory
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There it was, in all its glory. She leaned over, eyes wide and gasped, “Oh my god, it’s huge!” Oddly enough this was not how the evening ended, but how it began. The menu at The Cheesecake Factory is fucking huge. … read more

The Gluttonous Gourmand and Group of 63 Dine at Buca di Beppo

The Gluttonous Gourmand and Group of 63 Dine at Buca...
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Buca di Beppo, which, according to the restaurant’s website, translates to “Joe’s basement,” couldn’t be more aptly named—not because it is quaint, friendly and comfortable like your buddy’s rec room, but because it is exactly the kind of place that some asshole cooking meth in his aging and senile Italian grandmother’s crawlspace might think up. … read more