SLUG Magazine’s Horror-Scopes

Get in, witches — we’re reading our horoscope! Take a sneak peek into our metaphorical crystal ball to see what October has in store for you. Expect Halloween puns and no sugar-coating, and check your sun sign for a spooky reading… if you dare.

Aries: As you enter October, you’re leading with your heart. If you have a boo (ghost pun!), a Nosferatu-type situationship or you’re simply feeling flirty, lean in. Spend the rest of the month diving into your inner psyche. It’s giving… call your therapist, girl.

Taurus: Your mind, body and spirit are asking to get aligned (#seancevibes), so throw out the candy and book that vampire facial. Then, your love life takes center stage. You’re either going to the afterlife with your boo or setting boundaries with your zombie ex.

Gemini: You’re feeling social! You’re feeling flirty! You’re putting yourself first! Join a coven, get bit by Dracula (kind of kinky) or try brains at that new restaurant. Next, get ready to be more productive than ever. Your to-do list is calling and you’re crossing every single item off.

Cancer: Clear the cobwebs and refresh your home, Cancer. Organize your spell books, light the candles and make your place a peaceful sanctuary. And good thing, too, because the latter half of October highlights your love life — and you’re bound to invite a couple of goblins, ghouls and witches to your coffin.

Leo: Your creativity is off the charts, Leo! You’re prowling about at night and sharing your ideas. Speak about ’em to bring them to fruition. Then, end the month in your lone wolf era. You’re hiding at home, savoring some cozy vibes and trying not to feel guilty about it.

Virgo: You need an exorcism on your life, Virgo. Throw out old habits and invest in quality experiences. Take a dip in the black lagoon, guzzle some blood or take flight on a broom. Plus, dive into research and studies — the dancing plague may be a fun topic.

Libra: The world is your oyster… or pumpkin? The first half of October has you glowing like a poltergeist! Be the center of attention with friends or lovers or find a new signature scent. But beware of too much trick-or-treating; you’ll soon be asked to take inventory of your spending. Spooky!

Scorpio: Slither back into your coffin, Scorpio. You’re being called to get reacquainted with your inner self. Try meditating or reading some tarot. The end of October has the spotlight shining on you (you’re glowing!) and it’s asking you to be vulnerable.

Sagittarius: Join a coven, Sag. You’re being asked to expand your social circle — “mingling” is your new favorite word! After weeks of socializing, you’ll be asked to let go of patterns, body bags and grudges. Your inner world is calling from the afterlife… will you go to the light?

Capricorn: You better work, witch. It’s time to focus on your career and ambitions (when are you not?). Spend the rest of the month seeking out meaningful interactions and engaging with your local coven.

Aquarius: Your curiosity is a beast and it’s HUNGRY. Read spell books or DIY a monster in your lab! Then, spend the rest of the month focusing on your career ambitions. Want to be vampire queen? Set some goals! Maybe draining the blood of a nearby village will do the trick.

Pisces: Self-care is calling from the beyond, Pisces. Try a new dish, add extra cushioning to your coffin or use a sheet mask (ghost pun!). After some time with yourself, embark on a journey of spirituality, travel and adventure — perhaps a trip to Transylvania?

Read more from SLUG‘s October Halloween issue:
Natural Law Apothecary: Old Medicine for a New Age
Love Like Blood: The Heart of Utah’s Goth Community