Things to Think About During Sex

Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

I wonder if other people think about this shit.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a car and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it when you transport something by car it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

That little indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same material?

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