I Can’t Always be an Asshole: I Fell in Love With Tandoor

I Can’t Always be an Asshole: I Fell in Love...
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Because of my unhealthy obsession with spicy food and being married to a vegetarian, Indian food has long been a staple in restaurant choices for me. I long ago found favorite dishes and favorite spots, so when a friend of mine told me he had a new favorite Indian place, my curiosity was piqued and I decided to stray from my usual routine and give the place a try. … read more

Never Mind The Service: Dinner at Shanghai Cafe

Never Mind The Service: Dinner at Shanghai Cafe
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Tucked away in an aging stripmall right off hooker alley on the northeast corner of 1300 south and State Shanghai Cafe simultaneously offers some of the worst service in town and some the most addictive vegetarian food I’ve ever eaten. … read more

Your Adventure is About to Depart: An Evening at The Mayan

Your Adventure is About to Depart: An Evening at The...
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The seven-year-old only took a couple of bites of her Bow-tie Pasta and Cheese ($4.95) while her mom complained about the cold meat on her skewers of Shrimp and Beef Medallions ($9.25). … read more

Piss Off If You Don’t Like Takashi

Piss Off If You Don’t Like Takashi
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I love sushi! I crave it constantly. I might even consider killing my own mother for a plate of sashimi! … read more

Only the Purest of Brews

Only the Purest of Brews
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Just so you know, I hate Oktoberfest at Snowbird. … read more


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s a former vegetarian of 12 years (the last four as a pescatarian), Iam still reveling in my recent return to the land of carnivores. Everymenu has become a wonderland of murderous choices. Aside fromthe occasional fine dining spot and ghetto ethnic hole in the wall, mostof the meat I eat is a little disappointing. The chicken too dry, the beeftoo tough or just plain flavorless and pork that tastes rancid. … read more

Pizzeria 712

Pizzeria 712
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Have you ever found yourself in Utah County around 6 P.M.surrounded by a wasteland of strip malls, cheap burger jointsand row after row of cookie cutter houses and thought toyourself, “I’m hungry and I’m in Happy Valley; where the hellam I going to eat?” Well, I found a place, and it’s in Orem, noless. … read more

Food Review: Red Rock

Food Review: Red Rock
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With craft beer sales at an all-time high, micro-breweries are finally being recognized nationwide, but one would never think Utah would be “The Place” to find a proper pub. Although Utah may rank lowest in beer consumption in the United States, the RedRock Brewing Co. team hasn’t had a problem gaining national acclaim for their brews. … read more

Brewvies Review

Brewvies Review
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I decided to review my one favorite spots to grab a beer with friends, bullshit a little, and if I’m hungry, order some eats. Plus, in my opinion, it’s the best place to watch a movie in town. With all that extra leg room and no kids, how could you not love it? That’s right, I went to Brewvies. … read more

The Cheesecake Factory

The Cheesecake Factory
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There it was, in all its glory. She leaned over, eyes wide and gasped, “Oh my god, it’s huge!” Oddly enough this was not how the evening ended, but how it began. The menu at The Cheesecake Factory is fucking huge. … read more