So, Hell froze over: Gay marriage in SLC—who would have ever thunk? It came so out of left field that it shocked even the most seasoned of us politicos. Now, that fuckhead new Attorney General is trying to screw it all up. Did they learn nothing from California? Sure, take the right away, but face millions in lawsuits—somehow, it’s better to pay out those millions rather than accept the money from the 1,300-and-something people who bought marriage licenses.