Powerhouse Rock = Alice Cooper + Ted Nugent
Good God. Someone in the 80s invented a time machine and sent a butt-rock group to the new millennium to see if it could still survive. Unfortunately, it landed in SLC and somehow made it into my hands. I’m guessing the entire band consists of former Guns N’ Roses roadies that picked up a few guitar tips from Slash when he’d drunk too much Jack Daniels to have sex with groupies. Our only hope is to find that same time machine and send Powerhouse Rock record right the fuck back into 1985.