Authors: THE BUTCHER
Butcher’s Block – July 2005
Alright, bitches and bitchettes, listen up. I want to tell you, I am not going to Ozzfest, mainly because I can’t fucking stand Ozzy or Sabbath. I can hear the roars of disapproval already! But so what? I’m the guy writing this column, not you. I’m more metal than an I-beam falling onto an armored
Butcher’s Block – September 2005
Well, Ozzfest got cancelled due to “scheduling conflicts.” Apparently, “live for metal” isn’t the case anymore. Apparently, the old washed-up bands and the new shitty ones just SUCK too badly to be able to play their individual half-hour sets–two days in a row. How could we all expect more from them? I mean, we only
Local Reviews: Cave of Roses
The oddly named Cave of Roses, one of the Utah metal scene’s best-kept secrets, is finally unleashed upon us with this, Redemption, their first demo. Only a three-piece, these guys have more technicality and aggression inside them than lots of other bands combined! … read more