Shits and Giggles Never Hurt So Bad: The Face Off

Shits and Giggles Never Hurt So Bad: The Face Off
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So, Angela gave me this DVD to review called The Face Off. Angela must know that I have a high threshold of pain and stupidity, which is the best way

Skateboarding is SOOOO Cool Right Now!

Skateboarding is SOOOO Cool Right Now!
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It was hard for me to think of skateboard-related topics to write about this month. And I think the reason why is because it rained the whole time last month,

Whacktastic Skateboard Antics and The Morning News

Whacktastic Skateboard Antics and The Morning News
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I really fucking hate the news. I also hate people who believe the news. I guess I’m a big believer in “no news is good news.” So when I got

The Drugs Made Me Do It

The Drugs Made Me Do It
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Man, I love writing and hearing stories about drug abuse. Especially LSD. Acid is such a silly drug to me. It’s like a kidney stone – so tiny, yet it can fuck you up so bad.  … read more

I Like Turtles

I Like Turtles
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I caught around 10 or so turtles and convinced my parents to let me take them home with us. I rode in the back of our big Mormon van with them, making sure that all the turtles got along and weren’t too bored on the drive home. … read more

The Dark Side of Martial Arts

The Dark Side of Martial Arts
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He got a running start and I’ll never forget what happened next: running full speed, he tripped over Emily Bradley, who was the first person kneeling down, and tumbled over all the other kids. … read more

The Mexican Body Bag

The Mexican Body Bag
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Since the Jazz are going to make the playoffs this month, I thought it would be a great idea to write about one of my favorite things in the world,

John Peter Lewis

John Peter Lewis
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It seems that for the past while now, if some lame band or shitty recording ‘artist’ contacts SLUG and requests an interview and they don’t really want to do the

Mike Brown’s Gay John Amichi Interview

Mike Brown’s Gay John Amichi Interview
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I think I’ve figured out why I hate typing interviews so much. It’s because I can’t listen to music while I write, which is normally how I like to write.