Dozens Massacred During Scumdogs Invasion: Local Bands Playing Hate-Filled Valentines

Dozens Massacred During Scumdogs Invasion: Local Bands Playing Hate-Filled Valentines
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Hordes of human scum gathered at the landing site of the Gwar cover band Scumdogs’ space ship, also known as Bar Deluxe. A day celebrating love and consumerism was tainted with fake blood and green semen and shall henceforth be known as the Valentine’s Day Massacre. … read more