Top Twenty Reasons Skating is the Shit

Top Twenty Reasons Skating is the Shit
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With all the bad occurrences happening in the world, I thought I would brighten your day by letting you know you’re a beautiful person. If you skateboard, you are a far superior to all others who occupy the space that is rightfully yours. … read more

Bring It On: The Breakdown of SLC Shredding.

Bring It On: The Breakdown of SLC Shredding.
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I have no idea what it actually takes to make a movie, but from what I have gathered from a couple different sources, it is apparently a lot of work.  … read more

Skate Nerd Trivia

Skate Nerd Trivia
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Do you want to win an autographed Dark Star board signed by Adam Dyet?  … read more

The Man, the Myth, the Legend: A Day with Isaiah Beh

The Man, the Myth, the Legend: A Day with Isaiah...
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The day started out in golden dew, which I found very odd for the beginning of December. After eating my bowl of generic Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I was off to meet with the photographer, who had promised me a ride the night before … read more

Skateboard Update List

Skateboard Update List
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1. Isseah Bey almost became a father. He also skates for Salty Peaks. 2. Kordel Black’s knee hurts. 3. Some kid named Jake got caught steeling at Blindside. Blindside Management is offering discounts to anybody who spits on him. 4. Number of e-mails Broadie Hammers has received: 0. Maybe I will start a myspace account.

Some Shit that Happened on a Skateboard List Update

Some Shit that Happened on a Skateboard List Update
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All your latest skateboarding gossip … 1. June 11 at Binary skate park is where the SLUG Summer of Death contest series will kick off; be there or be gay. 2. Speaking of Binary Cy, Bickmore hates it when you call him Cynary. 3. Rumor has it that Lizard King just might be a wet

The Layton Massacre BMX Jam

The Layton Massacre BMX Jam
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Billed as a Utah Cobras’ Super Cement Jam, it was the premiere BMX event thus far this year. (OK; the only one in Utah.) There was an amateur and pro-class, with a Hot Mom Contest between heats. The entire contest was run in a jam format with five riders per heat. The Top 10 in each class went to the finals. … read more

Cuatros en Cinco: Seeking and destroying the desolate Showbowl of Cuatro Casas, Mex.

Cuatros en Cinco: Seeking and destroying the desolate Showbowl of...
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April 13th Amador, sitting between myself and the window seat, has just come from the Phoenix Am, where SLC’s own Adam Dyet swept the show walking away with a 1st place and Best Trick (nollie cab heel 270 to switch f/s board down the big rail.) Lizard managed to finagle a small portion of the

Consumer Education: A Guide to Buying Hard Goods and Some Shit

Consumer Education: A Guide to Buying Hard Goods and Some...
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In today’s fast-paced world, it’s easy to drown in the shitty seas of capitalism while trying to purchase frivolous items needed to contain our boredom between eating, shitting and fucking. Basically, that’s what we are all on this planet to do, right? Eat, shit, fuck. The rest is just killing time between the next fabulous