Dear Dickheads – October 2007

Dear Dickheads – October 2007

Instead of seeing Halloween as an unfortunate time when sluts flash skin like there’s no tomorrow, why not see Halloween as a fortunate time when sluts flash skin like there’s no tomorrow? … read more

Dear Dickheads – August 2007

Dear Dickheads – August 2007

Fuck Corgan and his Smashing Pumpkins; they only made two good records anyway. … read more

Dear Dickheads – May 2007

Dear Dickheads – May 2007

Two days of warm weather have inspired large women to go out in public dressed in only Daisy Dukes and bikini tops (and their white trash men to walk around completely shirtless). … read more

Dear Dickheads – April 2007

Dear Dickheads – April 2007

For those who don’t know what ghost riding the whip is, it is where you drive your car at three to five miles per hour, shift the car into neutral, turn up your music all the way and dance Dance DANCE all around and on top of your car. … read more

Dear Dickheads – August 2004

Dear Dickheads – August 2004
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Dear Dickhead, Whose idea was it to insult EVERY letter sent in? It’s makes you look very childish and unprofessional. –Kitty Kitty, You’re absolutely right. It’s not good for us,

Dear Dickheads – September 2004

Dear Dickheads – September 2004
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Dear Dickheads, What’s up, I love your magazine and Sabbathon was great. I bought one of those Death By Salt CD’s, three disc’s of local music for ten bucks? That

Dear Dickheads – October 2004

Dear Dickheads – October 2004
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Dear Dickheads, I have spent the last four years listening to ‘sheep’ who have had their political information chewed up and given to them by Sean Hannity, Dr. Laura, Bill

Dear Dickheads – December 2004

Dear Dickheads – December 2004
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Dear Dickheads, I have just one question, what in the Hell is “revival rock?”It sounds like something Rolling Stone or MTV might have come up with. Here’s what Random House