Dear Dickheads – October 2007

Dear Dickheads – October 2007
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Instead of seeing Halloween as an unfortunate time when sluts flash skin like there’s no tomorrow, why not see Halloween as a fortunate time when sluts flash skin like there’s no tomorrow? … read more

Dear Dickheads – August 2007

Dear Dickheads – August 2007
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Fuck Corgan and his Smashing Pumpkins; they only made two good records anyway. … read more

Dear Dickheads – May 2007

Dear Dickheads – May 2007
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Two days of warm weather have inspired large women to go out in public dressed in only Daisy Dukes and bikini tops (and their white trash men to walk around completely shirtless). … read more

Dear Dickheads – April 2007

Dear Dickheads – April 2007
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For those who don’t know what ghost riding the whip is, it is where you drive your car at three to five miles per hour, shift the car into neutral, turn up your music all the way and dance Dance DANCE all around and on top of your car. … read more

Dear Dickheads – March 2007
Dear Dickheads – January 2007
Dear Dickheads – September 2004

Dear Dickheads – September 2004
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Dear Dickheads, What’s up, I love your magazine and Sabbathon was great. I bought one of those Death By Salt CD’s, three disc’s of local music for ten bucks? That

Dear Dickheads – July 2007

Dear Dickheads – July 2007
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Miss Jeanette Moses, I think the only reason you place us in yer special little box of offesive music is because you are either A) just a person who just got into punk withing 2-5 years ago and yer still just a tad bit niave punk music or B) a fem nazi hybrid in need of a good fuck but doesn’t want to do it because yer fem counter parts won’t like that you will yell out “Lyin Bitch, insert yer fists!!” … read more

Dear Dickheads – January 2005

Dear Dickheads – January 2005
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 I’ve even seen a shirt advertised on Yahoo that says, “Die Hipsters Die” and it’s being worn by a dude who looks pretty damn close to a hipster himself! I mean what the hell? … read more

Dear Dickheads – February 2005

Dear Dickheads – February 2005
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 “How right you are; horror punk/rock is worthy of all the praise that can be heaped upon it. Too bad your grammar is so bad that I can barely understand what you’re talking about.” … read more