Authors: Dickheads
Dear Dickheads – January 2010
This month the SLUG Dickheads are accused of hating local music and Juggalo culture. Both accusations are true. … read more
Dear Dickheads – March 2010
Gypsies are attacked and Princess Kennedy is defended by SLUG’s team of devoted dickheads. … read more
Dear Dickheads – April 2010
SLUG defends conservative hairstyles and conservative points of view in this month’s installment of Dear Dickheads. … read more
Dear Dickheads – May 2010
It’s about Juggalos. Just read it. … read more
Dear Dickheads – June 2010
Dearest, Darlingest Dickheads,
Mike Brown’s recent article has brought to my attention that there are Juggalos out there that are curious about the nature and physics of magnets. A simple Google search turned up the relevant information in a Wikipedia article. The following is a rough translation of a Wikipedia article into layman terms. … read more
Dear Dickheads – July 2010
Even more dances with Juggalos and an encounter with Rusty Shackleford. … read more
Dear Dickheads – August 2010
SLUG is Salt Lake Underground, not Logan Underground. We have no sympathy for you, Cache County. … read more
Dear Dickheads – September 2010
All we ever really wanted to do was inspire. … read more
Dear Dickheads – October 2010
So, I have a request, and I dont think it too unreasonable, though maybe it is. Heres why I write; first, some disclaimer: I was not raised in this wonderful little valley so you may find my opinions to be irrelevant. This would not surprise me, given what I am about to complain about. Though I have some hope a few other adjectives may come to mind, such as ‘objective’ or ‘insightful’… maybe not. Anyways…… … read more
Dear Dickheads – November 2010
SLUG Mag sticks up for the gay community, is subsequently bashed by the gay community, then praised by stoned members of the armed forces. … read more