The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower

The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
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We bared our teeth through lipstick smears And clenched our fists like a gang of queers When they arched their backs and threw us hisses We touched ourselves and blew them kisses… [Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, cartoon-style]”I just remember getting to the Lo Fi Café and seeing a lot of tough dudes

Review: Lou Reed – Walk on the Wild Side: The Stories Behind the Classic Songs

Review: Lou Reed – Walk on the Wild Side: The...
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Lou Reed – Walk on the Wild Side: The Stories Behind the Classic Songs Chris Roberts Carlton Books Ltd Street: 10.01.04 This is the quintessential rocker coffee table book. It’s basically unbearable to read from cover to cover, but is delightful in snippets. Walk on the Wild Side is a play-by-play interpretation of literally everything

The Struggles, Troubles, Steadfast and Momentum of Smoke or Fire

The Struggles, Troubles, Steadfast and Momentum of Smoke or Fire
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There once was a band called Jericho … actually, there were two bands called Jericho. One was an aging Christian rock group trying to groove their way into heaven; the other was a punk band in Boston. One will embark on a reunion tour of the Bible Belt this summer after their drummer recovers from

Versified Street Life Reinventing Bar Rock Hype: Interview with The Hold Steady

Versified Street Life Reinventing Bar Rock Hype: Interview with The...
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I was doing a lot of drugs when I first heard the Hold Steady’s debut release, Almost Killed Me, in January 2004, and I was enraptured. … read more

Review: Just Before Now: Sketchbook Drawings

Review: Just Before Now: Sketchbook Drawings
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Just Before Now “is filled with selected drawings from six different sketchbooks during the time of March oh three to April oh four” (back liner note). … read more

Local Reviews: Paper Cranes

Local Reviews: Paper Cranes
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Insanity lo-fi noise guitar/synth dancebeats are piled under paroxysmal thrashpunk powerviolence/Curtis Jensen-ish screams and yelps and indecipherable mutterings, and occasionally replaced by nearly-epic keyboard dirges that deteriorate as they form to make the five songs (all named after dinosaurs�Allosaurus, Dimetrodon, etc) that comprise this EP. … read more

Local Reviews: Stolen Marches

Local Reviews: Stolen Marches
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Ex-Endless Struggler Bobby and the boys bring eight heaping plates of punk rock snot and loveliness to the table that street punks, oi boys and rockers can all feast on together.  … read more

Local Reviews: Taught Me

Local Reviews: Taught Me
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This album seems violent in the same way that a rose’s edge in bloom pushing out into the world does�it’s forceful to an extent, but you really have to pay attention to understand why. … read more

Local Reviews: The Velvet Knuckles — Mix Show: Remix Chronicles Vol. 1

Local Reviews: The Velvet Knuckles — Mix Show: Remix Chronicles...
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DJ Velvet and DJ Knuckles mash together a myriad of source artist samples to bring you a 23-track glimpse into what these masterminds are playing at. … read more

Complete and Utter History of Vile Blue Shades

Complete and Utter History of Vile Blue Shades
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“If it’s a sample of John Thursday she’s after, his head is already up. I lay her skirt up to her belly and slip her pants down …”
~Under the Roofs of Paris, Henry Miller … read more