Inversion Trawler: Leona Meets Her Spirit Guide

Inversion Trawler: Leona Meets Her Spirit Guide
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What follows is a transcribed portion of a telephone conversation between aunt Leona and a friend of hers. With our dictaphone we were able to record only Leona’s end of the conversation: … So, I joined the group a little bit later than everybody else. The first assignment had been for each person to meditate

The Inversion Trawler: Ms. Leona Dripdry

The Inversion Trawler: Ms. Leona Dripdry
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We have an aunt, Ms. Leona Dripdry. She’s somewhere in middle age but somehow stuck on planet teen. It’s not that she’s all immature and awkward or anything, she’s actually really on top of things, with poise, grace and a retarded sort of glamour. It’s just that she seems to prefer the company of teenagers, the more