Authors: Dickheads
Dear Dickheads – September 2009
This month, SLUG’s talented staff of dickheads take on Fixie Fake-ster Haters, U92 DJs, residents of Roy City and a slovenly fellow named Pete. … read more
Dear Dickheads – October 2009
I started looking over my cheaply printed placemat, and to my utter shock saw what they called “The Rockstar Menu.” On this list of grody food, I found Hoobastank HOOBURRITOS! WHAT THE FUCK? HOOBURRITOS!? … read more
Dear Dickheads – November 2009
A few weekends ago I was hosting a party at my house. I’ve done this sort of thing in the past and it’s always kind of expected that the cops will show up. … read more
Dear Dickheads – December 2009
This month, the SLUG dickheads address questions regarding the virtues of paying for a free publication and explore the many wonders of lube. … read more
Dear Dickheads – January 2010
This month the SLUG Dickheads are accused of hating local music and Juggalo culture. Both accusations are true. … read more
Dear Dickheads – March 2010
Gypsies are attacked and Princess Kennedy is defended by SLUG’s team of devoted dickheads. … read more
Dear Dickheads – April 2010
SLUG defends conservative hairstyles and conservative points of view in this month’s installment of Dear Dickheads. … read more
Dear Dickheads – May 2010
It’s about Juggalos. Just read it. … read more
Dear Dickheads – June 2010
Dearest, Darlingest Dickheads,
Mike Brown’s recent article has brought to my attention that there are Juggalos out there that are curious about the nature and physics of magnets. A simple Google search turned up the relevant information in a Wikipedia article. The following is a rough translation of a Wikipedia article into layman terms. … read more
Dear Dickheads – July 2010
Even more dances with Juggalos and an encounter with Rusty Shackleford. … read more
Dear Dickheads – August 2010
SLUG is Salt Lake Underground, not Logan Underground. We have no sympathy for you, Cache County. … read more
Dear Dickheads – September 2010
All we ever really wanted to do was inspire. … read more
