Inversion Trawler: MURGATROID, THE DISEMBODIED FLAPPER – August 2008

Inversion Trawler: MURGATROID, THE DISEMBODIED FLAPPER – August 2008
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Apparently we’ve got ourselves a spirit guide of sorts. Aunt Leona brought us the news in full dramatic Leona-excito-flutter. Her white Chrysler Le Baron convertible screeched to a halt in front of our house, and we heard the rapid and distinctive click-click-click of her open-toed heels along our front walk as she hurried to our front door. Boo and I were sitting in our side garden, just out of view of the front walk, so I called out, “Ahoy there Aunt Leona.” … read more

Mike Brown: The Girl’s Room

Mike Brown: The Girl’s Room
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I got a new job working the door at a local club. I won’t say which clubbecause it’s really messy in there and a health inspector could be readingthis. I’ll just say it’s more of a venue than a bar, gets loud and sweaty onthe weekends, and has some of the fastest bartenders in the west. If youorder a Kamikaze there, the barkeep is done making it by the time youfinish saying the word “Kamikaze.” … read more


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s a former vegetarian of 12 years (the last four as a pescatarian), Iam still reveling in my recent return to the land of carnivores. Everymenu has become a wonderland of murderous choices. Aside fromthe occasional fine dining spot and ghetto ethnic hole in the wall, mostof the meat I eat is a little disappointing. The chicken too dry, the beeftoo tough or just plain flavorless and pork that tastes rancid. … read more

What a Splendid Morning for  Zombie Stroll

What a Splendid Morning for Zombie Stroll
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What Sunday street spectacle would creep out a Salt LakeCity resident�more than any other? If you said “a gaypride parade” then you probably think that a gun rack isan essential car accessory and you’re voting for McCain.Speaking of pasty-faced people who speak incoherentlyand walk stiffly, want to know what would really freak meout? … read more

At Home With The Ghosts

At Home With The Ghosts
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The Midwest Paranormal Conference as a Forum for Paranormal Investigation … read more

Pomp and Circumstance: SLC Pomp Brings Salt Lake Into Focus

Pomp and Circumstance: SLC Pomp Brings Salt Lake Into Focus
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One would be hard-pressed to find morefunctional friends with benefits than fashionand blogging�the constant flow of a widevariety of looks and styles from around theworld are closely monitored and documentedby a tight group of well-known fashion blogs.Both are universally criticized, and allow for theproliferation of terribly misguided creativity. … read more

Alternatively Wired: A 10-Year Anniversary Celebration of Area 51

Alternatively Wired: A 10-Year Anniversary Celebration of Area 51
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Alan Moss isn’t typical, and his club, Area 51, isn’t run-of-the-mill either. It is somewhat surprising to learn that Area 51 is celebrating its 10th anniversary. Area 51 has stuck to alternative and ’80s music and has been there to rescue goth/industrial patrons when they found themselves marooned without a venue. … read more

Dear Dickheads – August 2008

Dear Dickheads – August 2008
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I find it so interesting how Utah’s sub and countercultures so closely mimic the very mainstream culture they aim to resist and rebel against. … read more

Salt City Derby Girls

Salt City Derby Girls
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Salt City Derby Girls spill the beans about who they are and what they do. … read more