The Layton Massacre BMX Jam

The Layton Massacre BMX Jam
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Billed as a Utah Cobras’ Super Cement Jam, it was the premiere BMX event thus far this year. (OK; the only one in Utah.) There was an amateur and pro-class, with a Hot Mom Contest between heats. The entire contest was run in a jam format with five riders per heat. The Top 10 in each class went to the finals. … read more

Dear Dickheads – May 2005

Dear Dickheads – May 2005
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SLUG Writer comments on the death of Pope John Paul. … read more

Winter Music Conference 2005

Winter Music Conference 2005
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There is a point in time when it is considered a sacrilege to ignore a fundamental moment in the dance music community. Held annually during the middle of March, in the madness of Miami Beach, Florida. … read more

Cuatros en Cinco: Seeking and destroying the desolate Showbowl of Cuatro Casas, Mex.

Cuatros en Cinco: Seeking and destroying the desolate Showbowl of...
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April 13th Amador, sitting between myself and the window seat, has just come from the Phoenix Am, where SLC’s own Adam Dyet swept the show walking away with a 1st

Soccer Dad and the People in your Neighborhood:True tales of an SLC cabbie

Soccer Dad and the People in your Neighborhood:True tales of...
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Since Cab #6 (another mini-van!!) has a tape deck and shitty speakers, and seeing as how punk rock sounds better than anything else in that fidelity situation, I drove around

Bellyography – May 2005

Bellyography – May 2005
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When I started writing this article, my intention was and still is, to introduce the public to this community’s belly dancers. The Wasatch Front is home to some of the most talented dancers in America, and we have extremely good teachers, too. … read more

Consumer Education: A Guide to Buying Hard Goods and Some Shit

Consumer Education: A Guide to Buying Hard Goods and Some...
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In today’s fast-paced world, it’s easy to drown in the shitty seas of capitalism while trying to purchase frivolous items needed to contain our boredom between eating, shitting and fucking.

Katchup – April 2005

Katchup – April 2005
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It’s that time of year, the days are getting longer and the snow is melting…wait, it’s still puking snow when the rest of the country is shutting down production and pulling out golf clubs. There still might be more snow than in 20 years at this time, but resorts are still shutting down the party due to their lease agreement and people staying home to work on their summer tans. … read more

Soccer Dad & the People in Your Neighborhood: True Tales of an SLC Cabbie

Soccer Dad & the People in Your Neighborhood: True Tales...
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So I was parked in front of Port O’ Call around 10 p.m., playing Tetris on my crappy phone and listening to the divine sounds of Television on Local Imposters