Family Dinner

Family Dinner
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In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I’d like to write about family dinners. Thanksgiving weekend is an awesome time of year, unless you work retail or hate your family. It’s a time to teach the children that us white people did not, in fact, fuck over the Indians, because there was an awesome dinner with Pocahontas and Squanto who taught the pilgrims how to gut a turkey or some shit like that. … read more

Dear Dickheads

Dear Dickheads

Dear Dickheads,
I am at the ripe age of 19. I can stroll into any smoke shop around this town and purchase enough stogies to take out a lung. I can write in whoever the fuck I feel like on a presidential voting ballot. I can get married and start poppin’ out wee ones. You know what I can’t do? Go see a damn band play live. … read more

Ask a Cop

Ask a Cop
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Dear Cop,
So, officer, tell me: was it right for me to get charged with BATTERY? Was it right for my ex to get off scot-free? Should I have lied to the cops like my ex? Because if I had been a shit bag liar like him and not mentioned the “face brush,” perhaps the law would have worked for my benefit, rather than against me. … read more

Beautiful Godzilla

Beautiful Godzilla
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Instead of listening to my slow ass whine about boys and bicycles this month, you have the pleasure of reading my interview with one of Salt Lake’s most badass babes on a bicycle—scratch that—most badass HUMAN pedaling in the Rocky Mountain West: Jessica Gilmore. ’Nuf said. … read more

 
 
Shred Flicks

Shred Flicks

This year’s snow films have started to roll out, and we have reviews of All.I.Can, The Art of Flight, Defenders of Awesome/Ammo, Loyalty, The Ordinary Skier, Solitaire, Standing Sideways and Vacation. … read more

Product Reviews

Product Reviews

Products from Herschel Supply Co., Nobis, Volley, Zazzle and Dick Towel are reviewed this month. … read more

Beer Reviews

Beer Reviews
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If you have noticed, Uinta has recently undergone an entire design change in honor of their 20th anniversary. If you are the Joe who is saying, “Who gives a shit about how pretty it looks, I want my beer,” then you can easily kiss my design-loving ass and enjoy the bonus of this design change: new beers! Now that our chubs have met in the proverbial middle, allow me to present the reviews. … read more

Gallery Stroll

Gallery Stroll
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I’ve tried to make my own Christmas gifts before, and I’d like to apologize to anyone who has ever received a lopsided crocheted cap or a batch of slightly burned cookies. After strolling through the amazing Craft Lake City booths, I was ashamed! If you’re like me, and can’t cut in a straight line, worry no more. My Holiday Boutique and Gallery Stroll Guide will have you looking like Susie Homemaker without ever having to pull out a hot glue gun. … read more

Book Reviews

Book Reviews

This month we review The Art of Lynn M. Carlson: Another Look, The Beginning Of Now: The Work of Jim Williams and Eddie Trunk’s Essential Hard Rock and Heavy Metal. … read more

Movie Reviews

Movie Reviews

The Big Year, Iggy & the Stooges Raw Power Live, The Red Chapel, The Thing, Tyrannosaur, and We Were Here are reviewed. … read more