dear dickheads
Dear Dickheads – August 2007
Fuck Corgan and his Smashing Pumpkins; they only made two good records anyway. … read more
Dear Dickheads – July 2007
Miss Jeanette Moses, I think the only reason you place us in yer special little box of offesive music is because you are either A) just a person who just got into punk withing 2-5 years ago and yer still just a tad bit niave punk music or B) a fem nazi hybrid in need of a good fuck but doesn’t want to do it because yer fem counter parts won’t like that you will yell out “Lyin Bitch, insert yer fists!!” … read more
Dear Dickheads – June 2007
You can bet your next Mike Brown column on the fact that every visitor for the next fifty years will base their perceptions on four square blocks of Big Love. … read more
Dear Dickheads – May 2007
Two days of warm weather have inspired large women to go out in public dressed in only Daisy Dukes and bikini tops (and their white trash men to walk around completely shirtless). … read more
Dear Dickheads – April 2007
For those who don’t know what ghost riding the whip is, it is where you drive your car at three to five miles per hour, shift the car into neutral, turn up your music all the way and dance Dance DANCE all around and on top of your car. … read more
Dear Dickheads – March 2007
Get ’em Ronald. … read more
Dear Dickheads – February 2007
The dickheads inform a dickhead on dealing with asshole roommates. … read more
Dear Dickheads – January 2007
Fuckin’ dickheads. … read more
Dear Dickheads – October 2005
Once upon a time, there were places like the Moroccan, the DV8 basement; even Kilby Court for that matter. (That is, before the law-enforced entanglements were unleashed to stop Phil.) These were sanctuaries where one could go and dance in the name of Art and Life; these were sacred places. Where the freaks, geeks, weirdoes,
Dear Dickheads – September 2005
It is quite ironic that someone who sits around all day and checks their email is complaining about the state of grammar within mass emails AND about getting “’tang” at a party … read more
Dear Dickheads – August 2005
Stop wasting money on hair care products and fucking fat guys with an REO Speedwagon tattoo and spend the money where it really counts – back into the music. … read more
Dear Dickheads – July 2005
The only good part of your letter was the reference to Satan’s fires, but I doubt you even have the capability to see the coolness factor in that. … read more
